- putting the bread and jam away but not the butter.
- washing the roasting pan and putting it ON TOP of all the DRY tupperware already in the draining board.
- taking out the trash but leaving behind the recycling and the compost.
- wiping down the cooktop but leaving the dirty spoon rest on the side.
- stacking all dirty items in the dishwasher EXCEPT for the giant coffee cup right in front of you (and the aforementioned spoon rest)
- wiping down the bench but leaving all the scraps and soap scum in the sink
- leaving a clean saucepan on the stove top - for later I guess.
- brushing the toast crumbs from under the toaster onto the floor (WHICH I VACUUMMED AND MOPPED YESTERDAY!!!!!) (how the hell do you spell vaccummed, vaccuummed, vacuummed, ah hell with it)
- soaking the floor while washng the roasting pan which is too big to go in the dishwasher and then using the dish towel to mop up only half of it.
- putting the now filthy and soaking dish towel back on the hook - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
- proudly announcing that you have 'cleaned' the kitchen for 'me'!!!
- sitting down to watch a bunch of pansies in head to toe padding and helmets play "football" while your wife cleans the kitchen up FOR REAL!!
I wish I were a ladybug - seems a serene sort of life....
Oh, now we've switched to Ice Hockey - now THAT'S a real game !!!! Pffffrrrrrrt! Don't mind me I'll just be hanging out the washing...... By the way what's for dinner? Answer: take away! Bingo!
