Outsmarted.......

I’m smarter than you.

Oh? How do you come to that conclusion?

I knew something that you didn’t.

I see, and you think that makes you smarter than me because....?

Because I knew something you didn’t know.

OK. So you knew something I didn’t know and that makes you smarter because.....?

I told you; because I knew something you didn’t know.

Fine!  So, now that I know it too what does that make you?

As smart as you?

Really?

Ye-es.....

You really think you are smarter than me? 

Well at least I was smarter than you for 10 seconds.

5 seconds!  Now take out the trash and stop rocking the boat or else.

Or else what?

Or else I'll get a headache.

Oh.