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Friday, December 9, 2011

I ..........................

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Ok that may not have impressed you, but it helped me!  Thank you and to all a good night.

Where's my valium............................................................Oh there it is.  'Take 1 tablet with food'.  One? Only One?  If  I take 2 does one of them constitute the food component.  Read the small print. 'Do not operate machinery while taking this medication".  Is the hairdryer machinery? What about the coffee machine? I could really use a coffee.  Can I use the coffee machine or should I drive up to MacDonald's and get one ready made?  Geez why do they make drug addiction so complicated.  Maybe I'll just have a cup of tea. Is the kettle a machine?
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9 comments:

  1. Al PenwasserFriday, December 9, 2011 at 11:08:00 AM GMT+11

    So...how does Kwanzaa strike you?

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  2. MarliaFriday, December 9, 2011 at 12:33:00 PM GMT+11

    Do I have to buy presents for people? If not - then it strikes me just fine - a celebration of harvest seems a lot more relevant to me than buying useless plastic toys to enhance landfills around the globe. So, can I bring my 2 tomatoes, 3 zucchini and the corn when it ripens?

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  3. StephanieCSaturday, December 10, 2011 at 9:44:00 AM GMT+11

    This is my new favourite Christmas carol.

    ;)

    Thanks,
    StephanieC

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  4. Al PenwasserSaturday, December 10, 2011 at 12:24:00 PM GMT+11

    Depends on what you plan on doing with those zucchinis. Unless I can watch.

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  5. MarliaSaturday, December 10, 2011 at 12:34:00 PM GMT+11

    Hi Stephanie and welcome.

    Al - I thought you said Kwanzaa not Bacchanalia. Now behave! Don't make me tell your wife to revoke your hardware store privileges! You are just too funny!

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, December 10, 2011 at 3:30:00 PM GMT+11

    I am so sorry you hate Christmas...it is my favorite time of year, even with all the stress. But it's not the gifts and the commercialism that I love so much. It's family and love and the celebration of the birthday of my Lord, Jesus Christ. I hope you find something to enjoy during the holidays.

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  7. MarliaSaturday, December 10, 2011 at 8:52:00 PM GMT+11

    Oh Kat, I didn't mean to upset you. YOu really are a sweet person. I don't really hate xmas. I do hate all the hoopla surrounding it as you say.

    I have very little family here in my home state. I have only my own little family and my 2 cousins and theirs. 11 of us all told + my daughter's boyfriend. So I love being able to get together and sit around the table telling stories.

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  8. AnonymousSunday, December 11, 2011 at 2:19:00 PM GMT+11

    Okay, Marlia, I'm still laughing over the latte. I work with the traveling public and by January first, they've had too much holiday, and I need to be fed, watered and put to bed.
    I enjoy the season, but in a low key, close to the hearth, way that suits my personality. Skip turkey. Skip the crowds. Bake pie!

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  9. MarliaSunday, December 11, 2011 at 10:45:00 PM GMT+11

    Ahh Kelly, I know what your line of work is and I have sat in those chairs watching your peers deal with us passengers. How the hell you do it is beyond me.

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